Special Features
Watch this space for new special Davide features. Coming soon!

Davide's Pals
DLA
ahess
ned
...more to come!

Davide's Links
The Triple Threat
Can't Get Enough
Show me, show me, show me!
Feelin' boofy

 
Davide captured at a swank party at a very ritzy location, where the plebs are not allowed to enter. Date unknown. But those shades? Stylin'!

 
Davide on Video



Entrepreneurship In Space from Arik Hesseldahl on Vimeo.

 
Davide Sings! Part 3, Hip Hop Edition


Our final selection captures Davide, early one morning in 2003, doing his best to annoy Betsy with his censored rendition of a dirty rap song. This particular routine was known to annoy her greatly, and you can hear her disgusted reaction on the tape.

 
Davide Sings! Part 2

Captured in his 23rd St. Cubicle, Davide channels the Duke Ellington/Bob Russell standard "Don't Get Around Much Anymore"

 
Davide Sings! Part 1

With a little coaxing, Davide belts his own interpretation of the Neil Diamond classic, "Song Sung Blue."

 
Davide on quality:

"Our products is the best on the market."

 
Davide's Marathon Results


10K Split: 1:02:26
Half Marathon Split: 2:11:06
20-Mile Split: 3:35:51
Finish Time: 4:50:44
Pace per mile: 11:15

 
"This is the closest we're ever gonna get to fatherhood."
--Davide to Michael, discussing their plans to grow Sea Monkeys sent to Davide by an ex-girlfriend.

 
"Hey Wolrich. If I ever cut a funk album, it'll be called Trance-sylvania, no I mean Dance-sylvania."

 
Davide tells a story about one of his many adventures in Manhattan singles bars, in an instant message from November of 2003:

"This girl kissed me at a bar last night. I was drunk and tired. But not too tired to feel her up. Damn. Then she writes down her number on a piece of paper and I swallowed it. Made her really mad."

Our thanks to Davide's friend Alison for this touching memory.

 
"Did I ever tell you guys how I got beaten up backstage by a magician when I was a little boy?"

 
"You know they're just promoting it because it's an NBC show."

--Davide, with a news flash explaining that CNBC's sudden preoccupation with the reality TV show "The Apprentice" might have something to do with the fact that the show appears on CNBC's parent network NBC.

 

"That was an office party for the ages."

 
"Oh no. According to this article, Duran Duran has sold out."

 

Davide on describing where he lives, after being asked by Leslie:

Davide: "Spaha, Spanish Harlem."
Ahess: "You do not. I know where you live and it's not Spanish Harlem. What street is it again?"
Davide: "89th."
Ahess: "That's not Spanish Harlem. Spanish Harlem starts on 96th Street."
Davide: "I live above Yorkville. I'm just going by what the maps in the cabs say. Take it up with Taxi and Limousine Commission."
Mark: "You are grasping for urban grit to which are not entitled."

 
"Dan, tell me more about that shrine to you in the A**hole Hall Of Fame."

 
"Betsy, how exciting will it be when David Schwimmer throws his hat in the ring for California Governor?"

 
"I wish I had the last four minutes of my life back."

 
"I feel so bad for Mike Tyson. Nobody gave him a chance."

 
From Turkey, via email to Betsy:
"[The] Deuce-dropping opportunities here [are] amazing!"

 
On the subject of massages:

"Lying on your face for an hour is not my idea of a good time. ...I think it would be like the third circle of Hell."

 
"Step away from the citrus fruit!"

 
I'm never going to be a Russian oligarch.

 
"I went to law school for a few weeks. It was a very hazy period of my life."

 
"I've got SO much sand on my Ciccio!!!"

Thanks to Ned for that little gem.

 
"I wonder who it is who invented sweat pants. Because that guy, he changed the world."

 

 
"These hackers need to leave Al-Jazeera alone."

 
"Noseygirl isn't nosey. And is it raining outside? And hey gimmee onna those. Come on, gimmee. Hook me."

 
"You know Betsy, it takes more than one person to get you to 82%. I'm not the bad guy here."

 
"Betsy, did you know the timeout on Factiva is 30 minutes? 30 minutes. That's all you've got, Betsy, That's it."